Dirkisms!

Dirk Nowitzki has never been one of those people who have perfectly canned answers to all media questions. That being said, this little gem merits special consideration:

“My sperm is getting slower,’’ he said, grinning. “(So) eventually, I’ve got to trust somebody.’’

I don't even know how to start unpacking that quote. So I'll let you do it in the comments. That and I need to get the TV before someone else steals it. Dirka Dirka!