7.17.2009

NFL Draft Suggestion

First, the NFL Draft is great and is not in need of much enhancing, but it is still only the SECOND best day of the year (after Fantasy Football Draft Day). One easily implemented aspect would be to announce picks as though they were being introduced at a basketball game. Example:

[Lights dim with roving spotlights and different disco ball effects]
Commish [in his best Announcer voice]: Standing 6 foot 2 and tipping the scales at 217 pounds, he ran a blistering 4.40 40 at the combine to complement a devastating stiff arm and Nightcrawler-esque elusiveness. They call him "All Day." With the seventh pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select from the University of Oklahoma, the man who shall be called "Purple Jesus," Mister Adrian Peterson!

[AP comes out and chest bumps the commish and high fives a few other people before posing for pictures with a Vikings jersey.]

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