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From NBA Playoffs 2009:

Effective Types of Magic, From Most to Least Effective

1. Gandalf the Grey, post-Balrog
2. Merlin
3. Earvin Johnson, 1987
4. Prospero, The Tempest
5. Harry Potter, Book Seven
6. Penn & Teller
7. David Blaine, Street Magic
8. Earvin Johnson, 1995
9. A ninth-grade girl who just discovered Wicca
10. Rashard Lewis, fourth quarter, Game Five, 2009 Eastern Conference Semifinals

Since I watched the fourth quarter in question, I'd like to add, between 9 and 10,

9 1/4. A Magic 8-Ball
9 1/2. Mickey Mouse in the Sorcerer's Apprentice
9 3/4. Magic: The Gathering