IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

ESPN has updated NFL power rankings up. Being that it's May, that's three months I've lived with bated breath, most likely the worst kind of breath there is.

P.S. The phrase "bated breath" is short for abated breath, and its first citation was in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. How cool is that? One day I will write a play with lots of nonsense words with which to infiltrate the English language, it will be like The Fifth Element but with less Bruce Willis and more Milla Jovovich.