23 is a good number

It's my birthday, I can post whatever the hell I want. Here is a photo of LeBron James wearing a special jersey to commemorate my birthday, what a good friend.

Chicago and Ben Gordon looked very good in the playoffs, and it's amazing to me that Derrick Rose is only 20 years old. He was born in 1988, the same year Joan Jett's "I Hate Myself for Loving You" came out.  That's the song that NBC remixed for the Sunday Night Football song, but Faith Hill's version is weak sauce compared with Jett's.

For my birthday I got myself a 1st round hedge fund interview and a just a warning for doing 54 in a 40. Whew.  Know who else from NJ runs good?

That's Ashley Alexandra Dupré, who turned sexytime with Eliot Spitzer into a pop music career. She also hooked up with a friend of a friend of mine. That basically means I'm famous.  There are other pop music stars running well...

It's a poor screen grab, but it's Katy Perry (a.k.a. trashier American version of Lily Allen) winning $8.6 million from Daniel Negreanu with running quad aces over flopped quad kings. That is known as a bad beat. The following hand is not a bad beat:

Seat 1: SomeStupidFish ($317.40)

Seat 2: Hero ($505.00)

SomeStupidFish posts the small blind of $1

Hero posts the big blind of $2

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Hero [8h 3h]

SomeStupidFish raises to $6

Hero calls $4

*** FLOP *** [2c Th 9d]

Hero checks

SomeStupidFish bets $9

Hero raises to $32

SomeStupidFish has 15 seconds left to act

SomeStupidFish calls $19

*** TURN *** [2c Th 9d] [5h]

Hero has 15 seconds left to act

Hero bets $54

SomeStupidFish has 15 seconds left to act

SomeStupidFish has requested TIME

SomeStupidFish calls $54

*** RIVER *** [2c Th 9d 5h] [3c]

Hero checks

SomeStupidFish has 15 seconds left to act

SomeStupidFish has requested TIME

SomeStupidFish bets $94

Hero has 15 seconds left to act

Hero calls $94

*** SHOW DOWN ***

SomeStupidFish shows [Qc Jh] Queen Jack high

Hero shows [8h 3h] a pair of Threes

Hero wins the pot ($370) with a pair of Threes

SomeStupidFish adds $68.60

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $369.50 | Rake $0.50

Board: [2c Th 9d 5h 3c]

Seat 1: SomeStupidFish (small blind) showed [Qc Jh] and lost with Queen Jack high

Seat 2: Hero (big blind) showed [8h 3h] and won ($370) with a pair of Threes

A pair of threes is all I got, that's the end of this post. Thanks for the birthday wishes, cheers everyone.