12.04.2009

Inverse Relationship between having UAVs online and getting laid

Andy Murray gets dumped for playing too many video games. I mean, how much time in the day could you possibly have to play Call of Duty when you're a top-3, top-5 player in the world?

Brad Gilbert, Murray's former coach, has said in the past that Murray spends "seven hours a day" playing video games.

Whoa. But maybe she would have stayed with him if, instead of killing people in boring ways like guns and airstrikes, he was killing ZOMBIES with DUAL CHAINSAWS. Right? Right? Andy Murray, go buy a copy of Dead Rising 2 when it comes out and FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP!

2 comments:

  1. ugh bought Call of duty a week ago and have not had time to open it up or even set up my xbox.

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