Football Player on Strike

With apologies to Dr. Seuss for appropriating his work:

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not block them with a mouse.

I will not block them in a house.

I will not block them here or there.

I will not block them anywhere.

I do not block those Gators, man.

I do not block them, Sam-I-am.