Hockey training sessions ... with an SUV

In contrast to soccer players who spend their time practicing falling down, hockey players apparently spend their time demonstrating their toughness by picking fights with moving vehicles ... and winning.

The truck was making an illegal left turn and Witt jumped and slid across the hood before hitting the pavement. Witt brushed himself off and reassured the crowd who'd begun to gather around him by whipping out his credentials: "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm OK. No big deal." After almost being scratched for tonight's game against the Flyers, Witt did end up making it to Starbucks and grabbing a latte.

I hope that was a damn good latte.

By the way, yes, I know this will almost assuredly guarantee comments of, "You're not Brendan Witt, Stan" in addition to similar comments of "You're not Jackie Chan" ...



and "You're not Daniel Craig." Or for that matter, the guy he's chasing: