Miami Dolphins NUMBER ONE!

What is this, like Dora the Explorer? This is not going to shed the cuddly Marine Mammals image. I've seen turtles with more adrenaline pumping through their veins. I've seen Barbie dolls with more testosterone. I could not get less pumped up being a Miami Dolphins fan than if you took Enya, gave her an ancient Celtic pipe, made her smoke some weed with it a la Sticky Icky Ricky Williams, and then told her to compose a lullaby.