2.23.2010

I am a SCIENTIST! YOUUU are a SCIENTIST! SCI-whaaa?

In Mother Russia, silver is apparently platinum, which is more valuable than gold:


If it's a little hard to read, Pluschenko's third medal was apparently the platinum one he won this year in Vancouver. Didn't realize they were giving those out this year. Next time, I demand a metal made out of PLUTONIUM, or bust!

Look, buddy, I know you probably skipped science classes to go figure skating in Russia, but trying to get something you didn't earn because your education is wanting just doesn't work. I mean, my Engrish isn't great, but I'm not conflating the Fourth-Place finish for the Tyng my freshman year with the First-Place finish in my other three years just because when I say those two words they both come out as ... Firth.



Yeah, like this guy.

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