Pick Em Week 4

The townspeople awoke from their nightmare (i.e., the Chiefs and Colts putting in more than the usual college try) to find that Matt, Brett, Lorrie, and EY had fallen victim to the Bills and their high-flying attack led by Ryan Fitzpatrick-from-Harvard. While Harvard may not be a football powerhouse in the traditional sense, they excel at statistical analysis. Their most important finding was the re-discovery of the surprisingly tight correlation between winning and girth of facial hair. Of course, this fact was well known to all die hard fans, since it was one of the commandments brought down from the mount by Walter Camp when he convened with the football gods. Nonetheless, it is always comforting to known that statistics still work.




Dear Casey and the other Bills fan out there,

I realize that this video has appeared on this blog upwards of 3 times, but its impact has evolved considerably in the last few weeks. The Bills recent success may allow you to hear this song to appreciate the rough years that you have endured since Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas. However, I now listen to this clip with nostalgia. I feel myself wanting for the return of Trent Edwards to the Bills, thus dashing all hopes of throwing past the first down marker.

Sincerely,
Brett



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