In the morning, the townspeople awoke to find Vespe, Alan, and Kate had been slain by the seemingly hapless Jags. Jacksonville boldly released their starting quarterback a week before the season started, so that the Titans would be unprepared for their true leader, McNown. Experts are still debating which McNown brother actually suited up for the Jaguars, but what we do know is that this rarely used ploy worked to perfection on the actually hapless Titans. In more shocking news, the first thing that google returned when I searched for "Cade McNown" was "Cade McNown Wife" and this picture of his former girlfriend Ms. Brande Roderick:
When people talk about out-kicking your coverage, it doesn't get any worse than a putrid NFL QB stealing a Playmate of the Year from Hugh Hefner.
It also turns out that the Redskins aren't as bad as we thought. Sorry Alan.
Past picks:
Brett Vikings
Stan Colts
Casey Colts
Brian Dolphins
Iain Cowboys
Matt Colts
Phil Vikings
Kelsey Vikings
JC Vikings
EY Vikings
Lorrie Colts
Tan Dolphins
Above comments aside, I don't see how Jacksonville breaks the 100 yard barrier against the Jets. Jags to lose. meow.
ReplyDeletePanthers because Brett won't shut up about Aaron Rodgers.
ReplyDeleteOdds that Brett leaves Lorrie at the altar for Aaron Rodgers? (I'm kidding Lorrie!)
ReplyDeleteI'd take those odds over Seattle's non-offense winning at Condiment Colosseum. Seahawks to lose. Caw.
Carolina is losing this week. I can't see Newton having a 400+ yard day against the Pack.
ReplyDeleteJags
ReplyDeleteTennesse loses big to the Ravens. God I hope the Packers go down. Don't see that happening though.
ReplyDeleteThe Steelers are pissed . . . and they are playing the Seahawks. I'm picking Seattle.
ReplyDeleteSeahawks will lose. Sorry Yewleh
ReplyDeleteChargers.
ReplyDeleteCan we all pretend that I chose the Dolphins last week as was my plan (i.e. to choose whoever the Pats were playing)? If so, I'll take the Seahawks
ReplyDeleteSeahawks - JC
ReplyDeleteShould Casey lose a point for missing the Cam Newton prediction?
ReplyDeleteStan, I vote no. Casey shouldn't be penalized for showing his work & "can't see" =/= "no way" (plus I don't know him & let's be honest, I'm a dirty defense lawyer, so I'll always take up for people...unless they're Brian :).) And I might suggest that maybe Brett should lose one for confusing me w/r/t McCown v. McNown, except that I don't know him either and he gets points for training google to return pictures of half naked hot women for seemingly benign requests; that picture didn't even show up for me on my first two pages...
ReplyDeleteKelsey, you lose a point for thinking Casey's a guy. She's a girl, about 5'2 and 100 pounds, plays the harp. Really likes the Bills, and David Nelson.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Sorry Casey. The only Casey I've known is a dude I dated in high school. Can I get a point back for being so pathetic as to be the last kid in the bar in Nashua (save the toothless drunk dude in the corner) and actually reading your blog? I really need to get cable.
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